Face it, geeks like us were not built for sports.
Still remember your high school's jock and how he used to push you against the lockers? And how you whimpered in fear while he laughed with his jock friends?
Well, what that ape didn't know was you RULED video games.
Every afternoon when you came home from school, you turned on your console and you transformed into the beast that you actually are. You're in your element now, and there's no stopping you. Armed with your controller, those dumb high school brutes didn't stand a chance against you.
And that whimper in the locker room? That wasn't actually a whimper. That was the little beast that you were cradling inside you. And once you unleashed that beast, not even the school jock could tame it.
Who's laughing now?